Beptabhit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, almighty yak.

Beptabhit created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Beptabhit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Beptabhit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Beptabhit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Beptabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from black dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never paint your arms purple.

5. Worship no other gods but Beptabhit.