Nigtar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional turtle.

Nigtar created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigtar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nigtar, it will torture you forever.

Nigtar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nigtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed lemons to capybaras while wearing black trousers.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.