Gunnurjan is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited
raven.
Gunnurjan created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gunnurjan, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gunnurjan, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Gunnurjan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Gunnurjan's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. You must never eat peas.
4. Always wear purple.
5. Never hurt swans.