Gunnurjan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited raven.

Gunnurjan created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gunnurjan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunnurjan, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gunnurjan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gunnurjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never hurt swans.