Vonbaphug is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring wolf.

Vonbaphug created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonbaphug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vonbaphug, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vonbaphug's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vonbaphug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not kill dogs.