Listqueegcib is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, all-knowing horse.

Listqueegcib created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Listqueegcib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listqueegcib, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Listqueegcib's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Listqueegcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing brown scarves and balancing three silicon spheres on your feet.

4. Put Listqueegcib first in all things.

5. Do not listen to music.