Sawbenfat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive rat.

Sawbenfat created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Sawbenfat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sawbenfat, it will manifest in front of you.

Sawbenfat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sawbenfat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan horses, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.