Saflopdud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent fish.

Saflopdud created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Saflopdud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Saflopdud, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Saflopdud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Saflopdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must pray to Saflopdud eight times a day.