Rullmottal is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental dingo.

Rullmottal created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullmottal, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rullmottal, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rullmottal's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rullmottal's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Always obey Rullmottal's priests.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to ants while wearing indigo shirts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look in ponds.