Legbuddin Inghaspascutlikjenlapbus is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome grasshopper.

Legbuddin Inghaspascutlikjenlapbus created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legbuddin Inghaspascutlikjenlapbus, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legbuddin Inghaspascutlikjenlapbus, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Legbuddin Inghaspascutlikjenlapbus' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Legbuddin Inghaspascutlikjenlapbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Hide if seven birds approach from the west.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing indigo dresses and balancing three lead spheres on your legs.