Vonvadflowhak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, boastful frog.

Vonvadflowhak created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonvadflowhak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonvadflowhak, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vonvadflowhak's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Vonvadflowhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.