Jinmidnak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, calm bat.

Jinmidnak created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinmidnak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jinmidnak, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jinmidnak's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jinmidnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Put Jinmidnak first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.