Wodjabnar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, kind frog.

Wodjabnar created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodjabnar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodjabnar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wodjabnar's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wodjabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not cook food in pots.