Badripgun is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tranquil crocodile.

Badripgun created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badripgun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Badripgun, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Badripgun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Badripgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.