Bogtargbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome dolphin.

Bogtargbeg created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtargbeg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogtargbeg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bogtargbeg's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bogtargbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Bogtargbeg five times a day.