Fligfabfid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, wise weasel.

Fligfabfid created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligfabfid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fligfabfid, it will turn you into a dog.

Fligfabfid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fligfabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fligfabfid.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.