Tadmatlib is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, deceitful donkey.

Tadmatlib created light four years ago.

If you believe in Tadmatlib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadmatlib, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tadmatlib's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tadmatlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of shrews.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.