Tettipad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witty walrus.

Tettipad created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettipad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tettipad, he will come to you in dreams.

Tettipad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tettipad's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Never think about dark matter.