Farnpoplist is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent crow.

Farnpoplist created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnpoplist, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farnpoplist, it will turn you into a mole.

Farnpoplist's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Farnpoplist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never look in ponds.