Logkantar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless giraffe.

Logkantar created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Logkantar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Logkantar, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Logkantar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Logkantar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never run in the presence of gulls.

5. You must never eat grapes.