Fombatnak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, calm octopus.

Fombatnak created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fombatnak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fombatnak, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fombatnak's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fombatnak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve doves, for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. You must never eat carrots.