Didsasbod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humorless frog.

Didsasbod created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Didsasbod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Didsasbod, he will turn you into a goat.

Didsasbod's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Didsasbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never jump in the presence of goats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.