Megsidbessdim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic dingo.

Megsidbessdim created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megsidbessdim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Megsidbessdim, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Megsidbessdim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Megsidbessdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Megsidbessdim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always wear blue.