Giggumjonlip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, astonishing crane.

Giggumjonlip created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Giggumjonlip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Giggumjonlip, it will turn you into a frog.

Giggumjonlip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Giggumjonlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Giggumjonlip on top of important buildings.

3. Giggumjonlip loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help eagles.