Cabkadfet is a god.

She takes the form of a small, staggering hedgehog.

Cabkadfet created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabkadfet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabkadfet, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cabkadfet's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cabkadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cabkadfet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. You must love Cabkadfet.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.