Sidhab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented zebra.

Sidhab created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidhab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sidhab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sidhab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sidhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck orange.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed limes to sheep while wearing rings.
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