Larppomcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever salamander.

Larppomcit created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larppomcit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larppomcit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Larppomcit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Larppomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look in ponds.