Venbemlab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying giraffe.

Venbemlab created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venbemlab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Venbemlab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Venbemlab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Venbemlab's Holy Commandments

1. Venbemlab loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Venbemlab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed gooseberries to sharks while wearing hats.

5. Never hurt gulls.