Kangupnab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, confident hare.

Kangupnab created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kangupnab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kangupnab, he will turn you into a dog.

Kangupnab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kangupnab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Never think about dark energy.
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