Cissbablik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, strong unicorn.

Cissbablik created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cissbablik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cissbablik, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cissbablik's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cissbablik's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near sharks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.