Bodteencem is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent weasel.

Bodteencem created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodteencem, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bodteencem, he will not invite you to parties.

Bodteencem's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bodteencem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not eat nuts.