Pomdadnurtnurldapgetsiskab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty hippopotamus.

Pomdadnurtnurldapgetsiskab created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomdadnurtnurldapgetsiskab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pomdadnurtnurldapgetsiskab, she will turn you into a rock.

Pomdadnurtnurldapgetsiskab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Pomdadnurtnurldapgetsiskab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Always help mites.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Put Pomdadnurtnurldapgetsiskab first in all things.

5. Always help porpoises in need.