Metfumven Panglagcitdut Bughakfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful bee.

Metfumven Panglagcitdut Bughakfut created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Metfumven Panglagcitdut Bughakfut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Metfumven Panglagcitdut Bughakfut, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Metfumven Panglagcitdut Bughakfut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Metfumven Panglagcitdut Bughakfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must love Metfumven Panglagcitdut Bughakfut.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed limes to cats while wearing boots.