Fotnatpithun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish snail.

Fotnatpithun created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Fotnatpithun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fotnatpithun, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fotnatpithun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fotnatpithun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not take Fotnatpithun's name in vain.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.