Sandwaphitmap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-powerful skunk.

Sandwaphitmap created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandwaphitmap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandwaphitmap, it will destroy your home planet.

Sandwaphitmap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sandwaphitmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help ants.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.