Motyarlmot is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, vain grasshopper.

Motyarlmot created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Motyarlmot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Motyarlmot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Motyarlmot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Motyarlmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lentils to tortoises while wearing green stockings.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing rings.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Do not eat bread.