Zanrapsaspid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, quiet chicken.

Zanrapsaspid created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zanrapsaspid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zanrapsaspid, she will not care at all.

Zanrapsaspid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zanrapsaspid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
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