Nurhimhas is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless salamander.

Nurhimhas created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurhimhas, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurhimhas, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nurhimhas' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nurhimhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.