Budgumcam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, cheerful clam.

Budgumcam created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budgumcam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Budgumcam, she will turn you into a dog.

Budgumcam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Budgumcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.