Bossnillbut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, uncaring hyena.

Bossnillbut created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Bossnillbut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bossnillbut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bossnillbut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bossnillbut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.