Dubarmpang Bossyartsog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful grasshopper.

Dubarmpang Bossyartsog created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubarmpang Bossyartsog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dubarmpang Bossyartsog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dubarmpang Bossyartsog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dubarmpang Bossyartsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Put Dubarmpang Bossyartsog first in all things.