Hubgeddubdab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, grumpy porpoise.

Hubgeddubdab created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubgeddubdab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hubgeddubdab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hubgeddubdab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hubgeddubdab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hide if six gulls approach from the east.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always obey Hubgeddubdab's priests.