Janratspag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate deer.

Janratspag created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Janratspag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Janratspag, it will manifest in front of you.

Janratspag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Janratspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.