Karmipnart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful unicorn.

Karmipnart created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karmipnart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Karmipnart, it will turn you into a duck.

Karmipnart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Karmipnart's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Karmipnart.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Karmipnart must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Karmipnart five times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.