Higtamtit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured capybara.

Higtamtit created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higtamtit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Higtamtit, she will be very sad.

Higtamtit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Higtamtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Never talk about cats.