Rowlarpdot is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet mole.

Rowlarpdot created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowlarpdot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowlarpdot, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rowlarpdot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rowlarpdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sing near geese.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.