Stannabtag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless hydra.

Stannabtag created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stannabtag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stannabtag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stannabtag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Stannabtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear gray rings.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Do not stand on grass.