Hunteenpin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unfair naga.

Hunteenpin created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunteenpin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunteenpin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hunteenpin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hunteenpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the north.

5. Never write about moons.