Gidpighig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, clever coyote.

Gidpighig created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Gidpighig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gidpighig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gidpighig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gidpighig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Gidpighig loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gidpighig on top of all buildings.

5. Never look at comets.