Quartceprip is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving human.

Quartceprip created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartceprip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quartceprip, it will destroy your home planet.

Quartceprip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Quartceprip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never go into green rooms.