Tarruttbug is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited lion.

Tarruttbug created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarruttbug, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tarruttbug, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tarruttbug's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tarruttbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect five copper sculptures of Tarruttbug on top of important buildings.

3. Hide from gray dogs for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Tarruttbug four times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarruttbug.